I am giving engraved crab mallets at my outdoor wedding as favors. i want to tie ribbon w/ a tag but need quot
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looking for cute saying/quote with some humor and maybe something to do with the words crab, mallet, or knock or just anything clever. Even a cute wedding knock knock joke, i cant find anything, and im not a funny person so i need some help! any ideas out there?
Warning: Not for use on spouse!
Marriage – don’t knock it till you’ve tried it!
Ok, I’ll work on it…
Oh thank you very much – a crab mallet for a wedding favor. I am sorry but that is really the pits.
I like answer 1 and 3…
Some lame ideas…
1. Last resort to escape the ball and chain.
2. "Hammer time!"